Quotes from Kenneth Branagh movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Hercule Poirot: My name is Hercule Poirot, and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.

Hercule Poirot: I see evil on this train.

Hercule Poirot: There was right. There was wrong. Then there was you. I cannot judge you for this.

Hercule Poirot: I can only see a world as it should be. It makes an imperfection stick out like the nose on your face.

Hercule Poirot: I detect criminals. I do not protect them.

Sir Laurence Olivier: Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.

Sir Laurence Olivier: Marilyn, my darling, you are an angel and I kiss the hem of your garment but why can't you get here on time for the love of fuck?
Marilyn Monroe: Oh, you have that word in England too, ha?

Lady Jane Clark: We're talking about the difference between the truth and artificial crap.
Sir Laurence Olivier: We're in absolute agreement. Acting is all about truth, and if you can fake that, you'll have a jolly good career.

Sir Laurence Olivier: She's quite wonderful. No training, no craft, no guile, just pure instinct. Astonishing.
Colin Clark: You should tell her that.
Sir Laurence Olivier: Oh, I will. But she won't believe me. That's probably what makes her great, but it's certainly what makes her so profoundly unhappy.

Andrew: It's shit with a capital "sh."

Sarah: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.
Andrew: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.

Sarah: You'll probably be stuck with that Joan Collins impersonator for the rest of your life.
Andrew: You're talking about the woman I almost love.
Sarah: God, I've never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?

Carol: You know what I hate the most about being a public figure?
Andrew: What?
Carol: The public.

Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money.

Andrew: It's New Year's fucking Eve! Even the pope has a drink on New Year's Eve.
Sarah: The pope doesn't get unpleasant.
Andrew: Am I unpleasant anyone?

Andrew: I will not have my ex-wife... future ex-wife talked about like that.

Sarah: It could have been worse.
Andrew: Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.

Tulio: Any last words?
Miguel: I will cut you to ribbons.
Tulio: Fool! Such mediocrity! Let your sword do the talking.
Miguel: I will, it will be loquacious to a fault.

Tulio: Wait a minute, new plan: we find the city of gold, we take the gold, and then we row back to Spain.
Miguel: And buy Spain.

Cortes: My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig.
Miguel: Alright! Cuba.