Quotes from Kel Mitchell movies and TV shows

Ed: You wanna see my secret place?
Dexter: That's not what I had in mind.

Kurt: I want you to bail on Good Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt.
Ed: Who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm Kurt.
Ed: I'm Ed.
Kurt: I'm aware.
Ed: You said you were Kurt.

Dexter: I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
Ed: I don't remember what my dad looks like either, but at least I get to see him everyday.

Roxanne: Do you know what would be great on this corn dog?
Ed: A turtleneck?

Heather: Hi.
Ed: Hi.
Heather: I'm a psychopath.
Ed: I'm Ed.

Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
Ed: I like to have dinner every night.

Kurt: Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Ed: I don't know, I weigh about 150.
Kurt: Just get in the car.

Ed: I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.

Kurt: OK, Hot Pants! I want to know what's in your sauce.
Ed: Dude, you need a tic-tac.

Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
Dexter: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.

Ed: You got it.
Dexter: Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe.

Dexter: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Ed: Ever been to Australia?
Dexter: No.
Ed: Me neither.

Mr. Baily: Ed! What are you doing inside the milkshake machine?
Ed: Trying to fix it.
Mr. Baily: Did you turn on the switch?

Heather: D'you think I'm cute?
Ed: Sure.
Heather: What's cute about me?
Ed: Uh... your head.
Heather: You have a cute head too.
Ed: Well, I try to keep it nice.

Dexter: There you are, Ed. Um, can I sit here?
Ed: On my lap?
Dexter: No, man. I'll just sit down right next to you.

Kenan: Who loves orange soda?
Kel Kimble: K-K-Kel loves orange soda.
Kenan: Is it true? Is it truuuue?
Kel Kimble: Mmmhhmmm! I do, I do, I do-oooh.

Kel Kimble: Aw, here it goes.

Kel Kimble: Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula.