Quotes from Keegan-Michael Key movies and TV shows

Clarence Goobril: Wordness to the turdness.

Clarence Goobril: Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session.

Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

Wendell: We can't raise the dead.
Wild: Well, we do know how to lie.
Wendell: Oh! I like that plan.

Wendell: Now, we're stuck here for life.
Wild: Guess we got what we deserved.
Wendell: We? You have not begun to get what you deserve.