Quotes from Josh Whitehouse movies and TV shows

Sir Cole: I have traveled here, and it matters not if I understand how.
Brooke: But you know time travel isn't a real thing, right? In the 1300s or now in 2019.
Sir Cole: Well, by that logic, only things that you comprehend are possible.

Sir Cole: A knight always keeps faith. It's part of our code.
Brooke: What else is part of your knight's code?
Sir Cole: A knight is sworn to valor and virtue. His blade defends the good, and his might upholds the weak. His temper shall be led by patience, and his kindness will give aid to those who seek it.

Sir Cole: The rules of gallantry are much changed when a deserving SCOUNDREL can not be put in his place.
Brooke: Maybe, but it's probably best not to do it while you're wearing his Christmas sweater.

Sir Cole: It's just you look... positively radiant.
Brooke: Why, thank you. And you, my knight in shining cashmere wool blend.

Sir Cole: Brooke, might I ask you a personal question regarding your dalliance with the douche?