Quotes from Josh Gad movies and TV shows

Red: That house took my five years to build.
Chuck: Wow. It's such a shame when you create something and everyone else destroys it.

Red: This is why we went for pedicures, isn't it?
Chuck: No, we got pedicures because we're worth it.
Bomb: I got gels.

Matilda: We're gonna be working managing our anger through movement.
Chuck: Eagle, heron, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon, and of course, downward duck.
Red: Yuck.

Leonard: Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs.
Chuck: What's a pig?
Leonard: I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Ross: Whoops.
Leonard: Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way.
Ross: Oops. Not working.
Leonard: We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again.

Interrogator: You expect us to believe he did something this dangerous?
Mulch Diggums: He captured a living fairy. What do you think? Try to imagine if humans suddenly found out there was a world of magical creatures living beneath them. Most human beings are afraid of gluten. How do you think they'd handle goblins?

Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.

Bailey: I had a purpose, I was needed again and again and again. With each new life I was learning a new lesson.

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.

Lily Harrison

Olaf: Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a...[looks at puddle, then jumps over it] happy snowman!

Olaf: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!

Anna: Are you all right?
Kristoff: Yeah. I have a thick skull.
Olaf: I don't have a skull. Or bones.

Anna: Olaf! You're melting!
Olaf: Some people are worth melting for. Just... Maybe not right this second.

Anna: I'm Anna.
Olaf: And who's the funky looking donkey over there?
Anna: That's Sven.
Olaf: Uh-huh, and who's the reindeer?
Anna: Sven.
Olaf: Oh they're both...oh, OK. Makes things easier for me.

Olaf: Let's go kiss Hans. Who is this Hans?

Kristoff: I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
Olaf: Nope!

Olaf: I can't read... or spell.

Steve Wozniak: How about "Enterprise Computers"?
Steve Jobs: No! No Star Trek names, or I swear, I will drive this car right off a cliff.

Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver. And don't worry about Chris, he's just a kid. So he just wants to help.
Steve Wozniak: You're just a kid.

Oaken: Welcome to Wandering Oaken's.
Olaf: Hello, fuzzy man bear.
Oaken: What do you need?
Olaf: A sense of self.

Olaf: Wandering Oaken's? Do you know that if you scramble up those letters, it's an anagram for Naked Norwegians? And I can't even read.