Quotes from Jonno Davies movies and TV shows

Robbie Williams: Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner he would always say.
Nigel Martin Smith: I'll put this into your account.
Robbie Williams: He wasn't joking. He recouped it all.

Liam Gallagher: Guess who's had the largest ever demand for concert tickets in British history? Me.
Robbie Williams: And the band.
Liam Gallagher: Knebworth. One hundred and twenty five thousand screaming cunts.
Robbie Williams: That's insane.
Liam Gallagher: That's how you know you've made it, you fucking knobhead.

Robbie Williams: Gary was a genius. An actual genius. He'd been playing the working men's clubs since he was twelve-years-old and was earning more money than his teachers.

Robbie Williams: That was the first time my mum closed her curtains. She didn't open them for another ten years.

Robbie Williams: I want to make the twelve-year-old at my nan's watching TV on a Saturday night feeling safe. I want to make that same twelve-year-old feel safe on stage. I'm a fucking entertainer. It might be cabaret, but it's world class cabaret, and I'm the fucking best at it. Fuck yourselves.

Robbie Williams: Who gives a fuck if you love it? What matters is that other people love you doing it.

Robbie Williams: You've always been there for Robbie Williams, dad. Why couldn't you just be there for Robert?

Robbie Williams: If you're gonna laugh, just do it on the inside, yeah?

Robbie Williams: My dad won five quid that night, although it might as well have been five million.

Nigel Martin Smith: Also, your name's not Robert anymore. It's Robbie.
Robbie Williams: I fucking hated the name Robbie but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind.

Robbie Williams: Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, an absolute sweetheart. And a first class cunt.