Red Hood: This is what it's all been about. This! You, me, him! Now is the time you decide! If you won't kill this psychotic piece of filth, I will! If you want to stop me, you're going to have to kill me.
Batman: You know I won't.
Red Hood: I'm going to blow his deranged brains out! And if you want to stop it, you are going to have to shoot me, right in my face.
Joker: This is turning out even better than I'd hoped.
My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18
Fry/Bender: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Spanish Fry - S5-E12
Lrr: Mmmm. This jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooooooo!
Anthology of Interest I - S2-E20
Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.
I, Roommate - S1-E3
Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first.
Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?
[Bender and Hermes jump into a moving boxcar in order to avoid some Killbots, who catch up to them by forming a railroad cart.]
Bender: Ah, shoot.
Killbot #1: Someone said shoot! [The Killbots on the outside edges of the makeshift railroad cart shoot and destroy the Killbot in the middle. Bender and Hermes scale the top of the train and are approaching a tunnel.]
Bender: Well, we're boned.
Hermes: No, we're not. We just got to limbo.
Bender: But I'm not designed to bend that low. Not without limbo music. [The Killbots begin firing at Bender, and the ricocheting bullets sound like a steel drum.] That'll do it. [Bender and Hermes escape].
Killbot #2: We're gonna get fired.
Killbot #1: Someone said fire! [Shoots and destroys the other Killbot].
[Later in the episode, several Killbots have cornered Bender and Hermes, but Hermes hacks into their programming and sends them a cease fire]
Killbot #3: Cease fire. Mom called off the attack. Although I don't see how it's her.
Killbot #1: Someone said howitzer! [The Killbots shoot and destroy each other].
Bender: You honor me, Chairman Koji.
Iron Cook Chairman: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.
Bender: Calm down, Leela. You can vent tonight on your blog.
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