Baron Felix von Geigern: Oh, you're a little stenographess?
Flaemmchen: Yes, I'm a little stenographess.
Baron Felix von Geigern: Fascinating. I don't suppose you'd, uh, take some dictation from me sometime, would you?
Quotes from John Barrymore movies and TV shows
Charles Charley Jasper: You bore me. Fill my glass.
George: Yeah, where's your money?
Charles Charley Jasper: What is money? Pathetic scraps of metal, paper crawling with germs. Fill my glass.
George: Yeah, as soon as you toss a few germs my way.
Charles Charley Jasper: Where is our liquor? Not the guest soup, the private stock.
Charles Charley Jasper: I, Charles Jasper, utmost in criminologists, committed the perfect crime. And who stole the glory of my deed? Who writes childish articles, gives stupid lectures? Who has lived to see her husband grow sleek and fat upon the fruits of the stolen crime? My crime! Thief!
Charles Charley Jasper: You know, there was a moment when this was almost mine, when my destiny came within one iota of being fulfilled. But that is life. Good day, my dear fellow.
Charles Charley Jasper: Ooh, fudge!
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