Quotes from Jerry Stiller movies and TV shows

Doc: Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it.

Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

Doc: Remember, this is the Bible Belt. These people have guns.

Fatty McButterpants - S3-E3

Carrie Heffernan: Ok, Maybe you're a little...big.
Arthur Spooner: Why is this even a discussion? The man's gargantuan.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Arthur Spooner: [His house is burning to the ground] I wonder if it's too late to buy insurance?

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Uncle Max: I flinched, when I should have scurried.

Uncle Max: Scurry, sniff... Flinch! Scurry, sniff... Flinch.

Mom: Uncle Max, have you seen Timon?
Uncle Max: No, I haven't... And what a day it's been. No fractures, no lacerations, concussions, contusions of any sort. As a matter of fact there's no sign of Timon's handy-work anywhere.

Uncle Max: Meerkat! It's what's for dinner.

Uncle Max: Now what do we do if we see a hyena?
Timon: Scream, "mommy!"