Quotes from Jerry O'Connell movies and TV shows

Superman: I owe you one, Flash! [Flies away.]
The Flash: You owe me about thirty... I wonder if it's too late to join the Titans... Is there an age limit? (00:06:45)

Quantom X ★

Superman: I don't know what hole you crawled out of, or where you came from... but I'm sending you back. (00:54:30)

Quantom X ★

Louis Booker: Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.
Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?

Louis Booker: The kangaroo got the money.
Charlie Carbone: What are you talking about?
Louis Booker: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away.

Charlie Carbone: My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun.

Louis Booker: Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother.
Charlie Carbone: If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up.

Blue: G'day. The name's Blue.
Charlie Carbone: Charlie.
Blue: Heh heh. Nice to meet ya, Chezzar.
Charlie Carbone: Charlie.
Blue: That's what I said: Chezzar.

Jessie: So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.
Louis Booker: No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.
Jessie: Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?
Charlie Carbone: I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.
Jessie: And you lied to me.

Charlie Carbone: I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.

Charlie Carbone: On that fateful day twenty years ago, Louis Booker saved my life and I never forgot it. He wouldn't let me.

Charlie Carbone: I never saw it. Such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I killed it.

Derrick Jones: Fish with boobies.

The Eradicator: Surrender Luthor over to Superman and this ends.
Cyborg Superman: That's enough. We may see it differently, but in the eyes of the law Lex Luthor is not a criminal. The rule of law is a rule you never break. And real justice is everyone's right. Even the worst among us.
Lex Luthor: Now, who the hell are you?
Cyborg Superman: I'm Superman.
The Eradicator: There is only one Superman.

Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like Twinkies, Pez and Root Beer?
Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

Vern: This isn't funny. What am I supposed to eat?
Teddy: Why don't you cook your dick?
Chris: It'd be a small meal!

Vern: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.