Quotes from Jeremy Suarez movies and TV shows

Cooper: Come on, haven't you had enough?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: A Nerd's work is never done.
Cooper: Well, that's just a stupid line.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I only said it for the trailer.

Cooper: Are you crazy? Do you even know where Area 51 even is?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Between Area 50 and 52?

Cooper: Holy shitsky! She's got them big ass titties! I'd like to bang that booty like... Ugh! Ugh.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey! Stop that! Stop! Always remember the golden rule... "nerds before birds" right?

Koda: ...my eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick.

Kenai: Hey, I've got a mountain to get to. Come on, kid.
Koda: I told you before. My name's Koda. Say it with me... Ko-da.
Kenai: Are you sure your mom didn't ditch you, Ko-da?

Kenai: Okay, okay, Heh... Koda... I, uh... I... I gotta get goin'.
Koda: Well, when you come back, we can go.
Kenai: I... I won't be coming back.
Koda: What? Why not?
Kenai: Because... well... it's hard to explai.
Tug: You're leaving?
Kenai: GAH! UH, no! Well I, uh... I mean yes. Uh... well it's just that I... I don't... I don't belong here.
Tug: "Don't belong"? every bear belongs here.

Koda: When I get in a fight, I go all crazy, and I'm a raging ball of brown fur.

Koda: Oh, that reminds me! Last year at the Salmon Run, my friend Bucky totally dared me, but I'd heard about this other cub who stuck HIS tongue to an iceberg, and then he started to float away, and so to save him, they had to like rip off his tongue, and so, now he hath to tog like thith all a time.

Kenai: Enough with the stories. I don't care about the time you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever.
Koda: First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head.