Quotes from Jensen Ackles movies and TV shows

Pilot - S1-E1

Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.

Dean Winchester: Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

Dean Winchester: We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.

Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean Winchester: Damn cops.
Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.
Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

Sam Winchester: Bon Jovi?
Dean Winchester: Bon Jovi rocks... On occasion.

Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.