Ramona: Doesn't money make you horny?
Ramona: We're a family now. A family with money.
Ramona: This city, this whole country, is a strip club. You've got people tossing the money, and people doing the dance.
Karen Sisco: I'm sale rep, and I came her to call on a customer, but they gave me a hard time, because I'm a girl.
Jack Foley: Is that how you think of yourself?
Karen Sisco: As a sales rep?
Jack Foley: As a girl.
Karen Sisco: Oh, that's right, you have my wallet. Why don't you come by the house, you can drop it off?
Jack Foley: Sure, I'll leave it with the S.W.A.T. guy who answers the door.
Marshall Sisco: Are you gonna go get him?
Karen Sisco: It's possible, why?
Marshall Sisco: Well, I was thinking, you could have a nice time with him on the ride down - like picking up where your interlude or whatever you call it left off - and then you could throw him in the shit house.
Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
Sheriff Jake Fernandez: Hey, you have a cup holder in your car, or do you just keep that between your legs?
Leslie Rodgers: Well, it's large and black, Jake. Where do you think I like it?
Leslie Rodgers: How did you know that guy's gun wouldn't go off?
Parker: When I broke in the night before, I bent the firing pin on most of their weapons.
Leslie Rodgers: Most of them?!
Maya: The truth is a lie.
Maya: I wish we lived in a world where street smarts equals book smarts.
Maya: Everyday you wake up and have a second chance to do whatever you want, to be whoever you want. The only thing stopping you is you.
Selena Quintanilla: I may not be street wise and all that, but at least I know not to be that dumb.
Abraham: No female has ever made it and now you're number one. You cracked the Tejano market wide open. You walked into Mexico and they don't even accept Mexican-Americans and they love you, and now?
Selena Quintanilla: And now... gringos. Disney World.
Abraham: You remember?
Selena Quintanilla: Uh-huh.
Abraham: And all the barriers that have stopped people before... and you went through them like they didn't exist. Maybe for you they don't exist. I love you, and I'm very proud of you.
Abraham Quintanilla: You were out there wearing a bra.
Selena Quintanilla: It's not a bra.
Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it.
Paulina: And all this time, I've been hiding out at Miss Mitzi's, angry at myself, frustrated and embarrassed. But coaching you and Bobbie, seeing how alive you were out there, made me realise just how much I'd given up. And now, for the first time in a long time, I want to dance again. So, I need to thank you. Thank you, for helping me to see this.
Paulina: But we began training too hard, pushing each other, expecting too much. Well, we didn't win. Not even close. I came back without my trophy or my partner.
Jean Gilkyson: I flipped a coin. Griffin fliped a coin and I lost. So I was the one who was driving. It was 3 o'clock in the morning and we were both tired. We wanted to make it in time for the rodeo in Great Falls.
Nina: I thought you said you were used to being on your feet.
Jean Gilkyson: I'm not used to telling everyone I meet where I've been the last ten years.
Nina: Well... tell 'em you went crazy. Tell 'em you've been locked up.
Jean Gilkyson: That's what I've been telling 'em.
Jean Gilkyson: I always think of you first.
Griff Gilkyson: Then it should start to show.
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