Quotes from Jennifer Lawrence movies and TV shows

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: Life is ridiculous. And you know that I would never say anything bad about your father in front of you, but your father is a sick son-of-a bitch.
Danny Rosenfeld: Daddy's a sick son-of-a-bitch?
Rosalyn Rosenfeld: Don't repeat that... But yes.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: The car is a total wreck, and I'm a little stiff. But I don't want to talk about it.

Irving Rosenfeld: You're young. You're beautiful. You gotta go out and find somebody else. Get some friends. Alright?
Rosalyn Rosenfeld: I don't like going out. I get anxiety when I have to meet people. You know how hard that is.

Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.

Raven: Charles, what did you do?
Professor Charles Xavier: I had to keep her stable. I protected her.
Raven: From the truth? There's another word for that.

Kate Dibiasky: We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.

Kate Dibiasky: Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.

Riley Bina: You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.
Kate Dibiasky: Oh.
Dr. Randall Mindy: That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.
Riley Bina: Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?

Kate Dibiasky: Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?
Jason Orlean: I'm sorry, who is she?
Kate Dibiasky: Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?
Jason Orlean: I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.

Kate Dibiasky: You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.

Yule: Nice to meet you. I'm Yule.
June Mindy: Yule.
Yule: I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. Do you game?
Kate Dibiasky: It's really doubtful she knows.
Yule: You're right.
June Mindy: Who said I game?

Dr. Randall Mindy: Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?
Kate Dibiasky: Fingerling potatoes?
Yule: Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes.

Sarah: I just have one rule that I need you to respect. I do not want the two of you to be alone in your house or this house if I am not here.
Elissa: You are never here.

Elissa: Dickhole is the new asshole.

Sarah: I know what you're doing.
Elissa: What?
Sarah: You're trying to save him.
Elissa: I am not.
Sarah: Yes, you are. That's what you do, you like to fix people.
Elissa: Oh, yaddayadda-yadda.
Sarah: Honey, sometimes people can't be fixed.

Peeta Mellark: I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me.
Katniss Everdeen: I just can't afford to think like that.

Katniss Everdeen: I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Cinna: I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, I'd bet on you.
Katniss Everdeen: Thank you.

Katniss Everdeen: So you're here to make me look pretty.
Cinna: I'm here to help you make an impression.