Sam: We're supposed to be conserving water, we're in the middle of a drought.
Fiona: Droughts are for poor people. Do you think J.Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class!
White Bitch: God, I hate those fucking kids.
Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.
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Paulette: Who's ready to discharge?
Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.
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