Ike Evans: This will, get ugly.
William: There's no man, alive or dead, who's going to fault you for living.
William: You're very sweet.
Holly Kennedy: Oh God. The last time a guy said that, he followed it up with, "But I don't date 13-year-olds."
William: Well, lucky for you, neither do I.
Holly Kennedy: Oh, never mind. I'm just screwed up. I'm trouble... Yeah.
William: I like trouble.
Holly Kennedy: Oh no, I don't mean "cool Pulp Fiction" trouble. I mean "mental case wacko" trouble.
Clyde: HEY! Stay away from my kids teeth.
Harvey Russell: Like my grandpappy always said: us assholes gotta stick together. (00:50:25)
Harvey Russell: Weirdos on the internet call him Ralph. (00:38:10)
Harvey Russell: Hell of a day, huh? Science experiments falling from the sky. Giant gorilla on the loose. Just the kind of exciting shit we here at the government tend to notice. (00:35:35)
Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.
Max: Grandfather. I'm my own man now.
Father Hagan: When God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel next door.
Gerry Fenn: I never thought that I would hear a Catholic priest quote Martin Luther.
Monica Slade: Look, I know you. You would sell your soul for a story.
Gerry Fenn: I'm pretty sure I already did.
Edward Blake: God damn I love working on American soil, Dan. Ain't had this much fun since Woodward and Bernstein. Congress is pushing through some new bill that's gonna outlaw masks. Our days are numbered. Till then it's like you always say, we're society's only protection.
Dan Dreiberg: From what?
Edward Blake: You kidding me? From themselves.
Adrian Veidt: It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems.
Edward Blake: No, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for them to handle.
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