Quotes from Jean Reno movies and TV shows

Captain Bezu Fache: You used me.
Bishop Aringarosa: God uses us all.

Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this.
Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

Le Frog: He's cuckoo, but family.

Toad: You find my pain amusing?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French.

Le Frog: To action.
Henchfrogs: We surrender.
Le Frog: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing.

Le Frog: You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish.

Le Frog: We leave immediately.
Henchfrog: What about dinner?
Le Frog: We leave... in five hours.

Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: What's with the chewing gum?
Philippe Roaché: It makes us look more American.

Philippe Roaché: I am Philippe Roaché, dgse - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: It sounds big.
Philippe Roaché: French Secret Service.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Oh.

Philippe Roaché: What did you, see old man?
Japanese Tanker Cook: Gojira. Gojira.

Victor 'Animal' Palotti: What do we do now?
Philippe Roaché: Running would be a good idea.

Count Thibault: You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.

Hunter: Do you realise the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars.
Count Thibault: Is that a lot?
Hunter: Yes, yes it is.
Count Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.

Count Thibault: You are more than a rose. You are love's own flower.

Julia: But Hunter doesn't have a sister.
Count Thibault: Excuse me, I will kill him for you.

Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Leon: Always like this.

Mathilda: Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Leon: Cleaner.
Mathilda: You mean you're a hit man?
Leon: Yeah.

Leon: I'm late for work. I hate being late for work.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.