Quotes from Jason Segel movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Jeff: This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed.
Pat: What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting.
Jeff: You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.

Gary: So you guys aren't getting back together?
Kermit the Frog: No.
Mary: This is going to be a really short movie.

Dane Faucheux: I thought you were writing about Nicole.
Matt Teague: So did I.

Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did.
Robby: That's the length of the movie "Lincoln." You did the full Lincoln.

Jay: Nobody understands the cloud.