Quotes from Jane Lynch movies and TV shows

Showmance - S1-E2

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything, William. I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

Pilot - S1-E1

Sue: You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard!

Showmance - S1-E2

Sue: You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvester: You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in a different direction. That's hard!

The Power of Madonna - S1-E15

Sue Sylvester: You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That's hard!

Vanellope von Schweetz: As your merciful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be...executed.
Crowd of girls: What?!
Sergeant Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.

Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is UGLY!

Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!

Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!