Quotes from James Spader movies and TV shows

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

Ultron: You're incredibly naive.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

Ultron: Vibranium, the most versatile element on the planet, and they use it to make a Frisbee.

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Ultron: I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... Your extinction.

Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread.

Iron Man: You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

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Ultron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and long as there is life in my breast...I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Vision sucker punches Ultron with Thor's hammer.]
Vision: It's terribly well-balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

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Ultron: I'm going to show you something beautiful...everyone screaming for mercy. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. You're all puppets tangled in strings.

Ultron: [speaking to Quicksilver] You and I can hurt them, but you [turns to Scarlet Witch], you're going to tear them apart from the inside.

Ultron: When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, he's winding up.

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Ultron: This is exactly what I wanted: all of you, against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Iron Man: [Referring to Captain America] Like the old man said: together.

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Alan Shore: Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode.

Brad Chase: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.

Alan Shore: You know I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Sally Heep: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question.

Judge Harry Hingham: Alright already, I've heard enough. I'm going to rule on this.
Alan Shore: You can't rule yet.
Judge Harry Hingham: Why not?
Alan Shore: I don't know.

Alan Shore: What's your specialty?
Dr. Allen Konigsberg: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.
Alan Shore: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?

Alan Shore: Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
Denny Crane: You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?"
Alan Shore: "Where would we be..."

Alan Shore: Shirley? What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me, lusting, say, after... you? Would there?
Shirley Schmidt: Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.

Alan Shore: Hate to extort and run.