High Priest: Who gave you the courage to be killed here?
Asian Hawk: I obey my god's every command. He looks after all my needs. I always say yes to him. Never no.
High Priest: Who is your god? What is your religion?
Asian Hawk: I believe in a powerful religion. The name of my god is... money.
High Priest: Prepare to be sacrified to your money god.
Passepartout: I'm your new valet.
Phileas Fogg: Uh... I must commend the valet service on their impeccable foresight. But they know I only accept French valets.
Passepartout: Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui! I come from a long line of French valets. On my father's side. Very, very French.
Phileas Fogg: But your accent.
Passepartout: My father French. Never speak. My mother Chinese and never shuts up. All the children pick up her accent.
Huo An: General Huo once said, "A person who only laments the past is a coward, whereas a person who can change the future is a true hero."
Huo An: Success doesn't depend on how many you are, but on how determined you are.
Jason Tripitikas: You really saved our lives back there. I don't know. What We would have done, If you hadn't come along.
Golden Sparrow: She does not think The Drunken Immortal needed his life saved.
Jason Tripitikas: You're Immortal?
Lu Yan: What do you run from? Child,.
Golden Sparrow: Bounty hunters trying to stop her from reaching The Five Elements Mountain.
Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir.
Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk.
Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?
Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.
Lu Yan: It is said that master and student walk side-by-side, sharing their fate, until they go their separate ways.
Jason Tripitikas: I'll never forget you.
Lu Yan: I guess that's what being immortal truly means.
Lu Yan: I suggest you keep riding west and only stop to water your horses.
Jason Tripitikas: You're not coming?
The Silent Monk: What about the two tigers on one mountain?
Lu Yan: We can kill each other later.
Quan Ngoc Minh: Politicians and terrorists, they are just 2 ends of the same snake.
Quan Ngoc Minh: What's the difference?
Liam Hennessy: There is a difference.
Liam Hennessy: One end bites and the other doesn't.
Mr. Han: You've already proven everything you needed to prove. Why do you still want to fight?
Dre Parker: Because I'm still scared. No matter what happens, tonight, after I leave, I don't want to be scared anymore.
Sherry Parker: So... How many students do you have?
Mr. Han: Including Dre?
Sherry Parker: Yes...
Mr. Han: One!
Mr. Han: Your focus needs more focus.
Dre Parker: Be kinda hot if I won this thing, huh, Mr. Han?
Mr. Han: Be kinda hot if you focused.
Dre Parker: Yeah, well, after that.
Mr. Han: Sometimes the most important fights are the ones you avoid.
Mr. Han: What happened to eye?
Dre Parker: I ran into a pole.
Mr. Han: interesting pole.
Dre Parker: Mr. Han! Mr. Han!
Mr. Han: We not train today.
Dre Parker: What are you doing?
Mr. Han: This is June 8th.
Dre Parker: Why'd you break the car?
Mr. Han: His name was Khan-Khan. Dre, how old are you?
Dre Parker: Twelve.
Mr. Han: He was ten. He was so beautiful! Her name was Chan. She was a singer. Not professional. She sang only for me. [Sings in Chinese].
Dre Parker: What happened?
Mr. Han: There was a steep hill. The car just...I was driving. We argued about something. I was so angry! I lost control. I try to remember...I cannot remember what we were arguing about. I hope it was something important. Every year I fix the car...still fix nothing.
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