Nick Bannister: People love their secrets. They think secrets are the one thing they can take with them when they go.
Nick Bannister: Memories are like perfume. Better in small doses.
Nick Bannister: Dying men always want closure. Some last, happy thought to cling to before they die.
Nick Bannister: You're going on a journey. A journey through memory. Your destination? A place and time you've been before. To reach it, all you have to do is follow my voice.
Nick Bannister: No such thing as a happy ending. All endings are sad. Especially if the story was happy.
Nick Bannister: Only the rich mold the world to meet their delusions.
[The Easter Bunny comes out of the rabbit hole to arrive at The North Pole, looking heroic.]
Bunny: Oh, it's freezing!
North: He's up to something very bad. I feel it. In my belly.
Bunny: Hang on. Hang on. You mean to summon me here three days before Easter because of your belly?! If I did this three days before Christmas...
North: But Easter is not Christmas.
Bunny: Here we go. North, I don't have time for this. I still have 2,000,000 eggs to finish.
North: No matter how much you paint, it still egg.
Peter Lyman: I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of my head.
Sondra Pransky: Oh I'm glad you liked it! It was marked down.
Ginger: If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back, you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be the fluffer in her daddy's new videos.
Stanley Jobson: Please pay me the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.
Anna Valerious: You ask a lot of questions.
Van Helsing: Normally I only ask two."What are we dealing with?" and "How do I kill it?"
Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy.
Logan: A lot of people have tried to kill me... And I'm still here.
Logan: I can do this all day, you twisted mutant bitch!
Yukio: You're a soldier, and you seek what all soldiers do.
Logan: and what's that?
Yukio: an honorable death, an end to your pain.
Logan: What they did to me, what I am, can't be undone.
Logan: Is that all the men you brought?
Yukio: You look nice.
Logan: I feel violated.
Stu: I know what you are.
Wolverine: You lost your money. You keep this up you lose something else.
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