Dorinda Durston: He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle.
Paul Moore: It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room.
Jane Craig: No. It's awful.
Tom Granick: It's amazing who's here.
Jane Craig: Who?
Tom Granick: Me.
Jane Craig: Just what do you want from me anyway, permission to be a fake? Stop whining.
Jane Craig: I-I can't help you. Sorry, I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.
Jane Craig: People called in complaining about your sweating?
Aaron Altman: No, nice calls, worried that I was having a heart attack.
Aaron Altman: And in the middle of all this, I started to think about the one thing that makes me feel really good and makes immediate sense... and it's you.
Jane Craig: Oh, Bubba.
Aaron Altman: I'm going to stop right now. Except that I would give anything if you were two people, so that I could call up the one who's my friend and tell her about the one that I like so much.
Jane Craig: No, no, no it wasn't just the speech, the same thing happened with this guy. I have passed some line, some place. I am beginning to repel people I'm trying to seduce.
Aaron Altman: He must've been great looking.
Jane Craig: Why do you say that?
Aaron Altman: Because nobody invites a bad looking idiot up to their bedroom.
M.J. Monahan: Nobody in this department has ever worked a serial case before.
Lt. Quinn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have.
M.J. Monahan: The Zodiac, right?
Lt. Quinn: That's right.
M.J. Monahan: Did anyone ever catch the Zodiac, sir, or did he die of old age?
James Ballard: You had sex with all those men in cars? Only in cars?
Helen Remington: Yes. I didn't plan it that way.
James Ballard: Did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts as though they were traffic accidents?
Helen Remington: Yes. They felt like traffic accidents.
Helen Parr: I missed Jack-Jack's first power!
Bob Parr: Actually you missed his first seventeen.
Helen Parr: Now I'm losing him.
Edna Mode: What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl, my god, pull yourself together! What is this, some sort of question? He has reminded you he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are! So, you need to fight, then go, fight, win! And call me when you get back, darling, because I love frequent visits.
Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Helen Parr: Is this rubble?
Bob Parr: It was just a little workout, just to stay loose.
Helen Parr: You know how I feel about this Bob, darn you, we can't just go blow cover again!
Bob Parr: The building was coming down anyway...
Helen Parr: What? You knocked down a building?!
O'Reilly: Jeopardy, Jackson. Always works.
O'Reilly: Human fucking beings. What do you have to do?
O'Reilly: We can do this with or without violence, it's up to you. The client pays our medical bills but not yours. Well?
Robert: Oh, without, please.
Barb: Would I like to sync? Kinky.
Barb: Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing.
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