Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Natalie Connors: You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.
Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.
Sarah Baker: Dad, we're gonna need a forklift for Lorraine's luggage.
Lorraine Baker: What? I've only been here 30 seconds and you're already making fun of me.
Sarah Baker: Yeah, that was my foot.
Sarah Baker: Is this whole suitcase just for makeup?
Lorraine Baker: Whatever, butch.
Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.
Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.
Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.
Sam: Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing!
Jo McGuire: Honey, just yesterday you were in diapers - now you've graduated junior high, and you're growing up, going to Rome for two weeks all by yourself. Without me. Without me there. Without me with you. You there without me.
Lizzie McGuire: That's just about all the combinations of those words you can make, Mom.
Lizzie: I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking.
Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.
Tanzie Marchetta: I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money... We've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?
Holly Hamilton: I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in.
Holly Hamilton: What's that?
Adam Forrest: Um, nothing.
Holly Hamilton: Is that supposed to be me?
Adam Forrest: No, it's somebody else.
Holly Hamilton: The face - this looks exactly like my face.
Adam Forrest: No, it isn't. Ok, the face is - a little bit - but that woman is on a horse. You're not on a horse. That's a completely different person.
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