Quotes from Harry Connick Jr. movies and TV shows

Jerry Goss: You look good, baby. Mm. Mustache tickles a little bit.
R.C.: That's okay.
Jerry Goss: Not mine, yours.

Bernice Pruitt: At home we had a pet skunk. Mama used to call it Justin Matisse. Do you think that's just a coincidence? All day long she would to scream, "You stink Justin Matisse!" Then one day she just picked up a club and killed it.
Justin Matisse: Now that's a sad story.
Bernice Pruitt: If you liked the skunk, which we didn't.

Justin Matisse: You look terrible! You been drinking?
Birdee Pruitt: Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my... butt or something?

Justin Matisse: Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me.

Dean McCoppin: Oh, hey, I know you. Squirrel boy.
Hogarth Hughes: Uh, Hogarth.
Dean McCoppin: By night known as Hogarth.

Dean McCoppin: Look, it's none of my business, but who cares what these creeps think of you? They don't make you what you are, you do. You are who you choose to be.

Hogarth Hughes: Hey, I thought you were in trouble. I had this weird guy following me around, it took me hours to shake him, I kill myself getting out here, and you have him doing... arts and crafts.
Dean McCoppin: You have a problem with arts and crafts, little man?
Hogarth Hughes: He's a giant robot. It's a little undignified.
Dean McCoppin: It is? Well then, smart guy, what would you have him do?

Dean McCoppin: Sorry about the crowbar, kid. You'd be surprised how many people want to steal scrap. But, man, once I make it into art, I can't give it away. I mean, what am I? A junkman who makes art or an artist who sells junk? You tell me.

Dean McCoppin: You'll never catch up with him on foot, kid.

Ted Mitchell: Remember, whatever you do to my daughter, I do to you.

Holly Kennedy: That's a real honest to goodness couple right there. They've probably been together since the flood.
Daniel Connelly: We're so arrogant, aren't we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone. Someone who doesn't drive you to commit murder or doesn't humiliate you beyond repair.

Daniel Connelly: What do women want?
Holly Kennedy: [whispering.] We have no idea what we want.
Daniel Connelly: I knew it!

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?
Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!
[Holly gasps.]
Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.

Daniel Connelly: Look, if you ever just wanna get out... Just do anything, just... I'll wait for your call. And just so you know, I'm not looking for "a thing" right now. I'm just flirting in good faith.
Holly Kennedy: I appreciate that.

[Daniel and Holly in the cupboard discussing how daniel coped with losing his fiancé.]
Daniel: I went through a major hooker phase...like all year.
Holly: Oh I bet that didn't help at all.
Daniel: No, it helped a lot, I just started to run out of money.

Daniel Connelly: So what did your husband die from?
Holly Kennedy: A brain tumor.
Daniel Connelly: Nice!

Daniel Connelly: Thanks for inviting me... You're a terrible singer.
Holly Kennedy: Yes, I am.
Daniel Connelly: I'd be really embarrassed if I were you.
Holly Kennedy: Did you take your medication today?
Daniel Connelly: No, I thought I'd come here instead.

Daniel Connelly: I think you're a little bit perverted. I mean, you bring me to an Irish Famine Memorial... And we're eating corned beef sandwiches. That's pretty sick.
Holly Kennedy: Gerry thought it was the best way to honor the dead... You know, show them how well we're doing.

Holly Kennedy: Maybe we can defy God and go see a Yankees game.
Daniel Connelly: Yeah, we'll be really weird friends joined by self-pity, bitterness and vomit.