Quotes from Gary LeRoi Gray movies and TV shows

Brandon: Wade was in a car accident?
Ricky: Noah nursed him back to health.
Brandon: That's so romantic.
Ricky: Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy.
Brandon: Sounds like a soap opera.
Ricky: Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera.

Brandon: But what about the whole top-bottom thing? Isn't that kind of limiting? Kind of like a parody of heterosexual relationships?
Wade: What do you mean?
Brandon: Because, like I'm versatile, right? So, do you ever want Mr. Nicholson to fuck you?
Wade: Who says he doesn't already?

Noah: So we release them, and then?
Brandon: They fly away?
Wade: This time of year, wouldn't they just freeze to death?
Ricky: The perfect metaphor for the joys of marriage.