Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.
Carlos Delgado: Excuse me, but your boss, he invited both of us to dinner, man.
Joel Keefer: That's because he thinks we're friends.
Carlos Delgado: But, we are friends.
Joel Keefer: We are NOT friends!
Carlos Delgado: You know, you can kiss my johnson, man.
Vince Latello: Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?
Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello: Well I don't care what country he's from! One shot to the chones an' he's down.
Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.
Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan: What did she do?
Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary.
Vince Latello: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night.
Vince Latello: I just want to be home watching cartoons.
Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.
Ben Jabituya: I am standing here beside myself.
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