Trevor's classmate: What are you doing here in Summerville?
Trevor: Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're completely broke. And the only thing that's left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere.
Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)
Pennywise: This isn't real enough for you, Billy? I'm not real enough for you?
Richie Tozier: Holy shit!
Pennywise: It was real enough for Georgie! (01:25:15)
Richie Tozier: I hear the list is longer than my wang.
Stanley Uris: That's not saying much. (00:39:55)
Richie Tozier: Welcome to the losers club, asshole! [hits Pennywise with a bat in the face]. (01:59:40)
Richie Tozier: Eddie was nearly killed! And look at this motherfucker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper! (01:28:00)
[Kids throw away their schoolbooks and supplies.]
Stanley Uris: Best feeling, ever!
Richie Tozier: Yeah? Try tickling your pickle for the first time. (00:12:50)
Richie Tozier: Glad I got to meet you before you died. (00:36:25)
Richie Tozier: Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit? (01:04:55)
Ben Hanscom: I thought you said you wanted to get out of this town too.
Beverly Marsh: Because I want to run towards something, not away.
Richie Tozier: I'm sorry, but who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?
[Beverly flips Richie off.]
Richie Tozier: You hit me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you dragged me through a fucking crackhead house, and now... I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown. Welcome to the losers club, asshole! [Hits Pennywise in the face with a bat].
Richie Tozier: Pip pap tally ho, my good fellas!
Richie Tozier: Get in there Dr. K, come on, fix him up.
Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, why don't you shut the fuck up Einstein, because I actually know what I'm doing.
Richie Tozier: Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?
Eddie Kasbrak: Yeah, sometimes.
Richie Tozier: Then you probably have crabs.
Eddie Kasbrak: That is so not funny.
Eddie's Mom: Come give your mother a kiss.
[Eddie kisses his mom]
Richie Tozier: Would you like a kiss from me too, Ms. K?
Richie Tozier: Doesn't smell like caca to me senor!
Richie Tozier: Aren't you guys coming in?
Eddie Kasbrak: No. It's gray water.
Richie Tozier: What the hell's gray water?
Eddie Kasbrak: It's basically... Piss and shit. So I'm just telling you. You guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee.
Mike Wheeler: Mom, if anyone asks where I am, I've left the country.
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