Quotes from Eric Stonestreet movies and TV shows

Vincent Stevens: Marty, every fat chick has a good looking friend. Her's is probably on her way down right now.
Marty Landry: Okay yeah well what if she is the good looking friend and the really fat chick is on her way down?

Marty Landry: Why are women always talking about "fake tits" this, "fake tits" that? I mean listen girls if it's a decent boob job who fuckin' cares?

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