Elise Sellas: You're that guy running for Senate, aren't you?
David Norris: I am that guy... Yeah. Are you a registered New York voter?
Elise Sellas: Do I sound like I am?
Elise Sellas: Were you just looking at my legs while I slept?
David Norris: I was helpless against the dress.
Elise Sellas: It's a skirt.
David Norris: It's a belt!
Elise Sellas: I'm not some hopeless romantic. I would never allow myself to be that way...
Elise Sellas: ...you ruined me. I didn't want to settle for less.
David Norris: I know the feeling.
Elise Sellas: It scares the shit out of me.
David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.
Elise Sellas: You don't have to say that.
David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Emily: I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should've said no.
Emily: This is her, the new me.
Serena: I thought you were kidding.
Emily: Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine, so an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?
Emily: You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake.
Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Jody Moreno: You fall down, you get right back up. How far would you go for the one that you love?
Jody Moreno: You are literally the last person on Earth I wanna see. I'd slap the shit outta you. I really could.
Colt Seavers: And I'm open to that in a safer environment.
Violet Barnes: Where are you going?
Doug: Uh... On my way to University of North Dakota.
Violet Barnes: Oh! Well, that's good.
Doug: Yeah. No, no, it's great. I'm excited. I'ma be a pioneer. I'll be the first black guy to freeze to death. It's gonna be cool. Yeah, I'm pumped up about it.
Violet Barnes: Cool.
Doug: Yeah. It's just like that song, y'know. I get knocked down, except I get up again in North Dakota, which is the worst place on Earth.
Violet Barnes: What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table?
Tom Solomon: A crossbow doesn't clean itself, you know.
Violet Barnes: He kissed me, Tom!
Tom Solomon: OK, you know what? That is a cop out. That is not fair. Yes, he may have been the one who kissed you. But there is a reason that he felt like that was an option. You know that's the truth.
Rachel: Um... I'm here because I... because I... because I woke up, um, covered in blood. And I had bruises all over my arm, um... It's usually from when I've fallen and someone's helped me up. My husband... he used to tell me what I'd done the night before. And I learned when you wake up like that, you just say you're sorry. You just say you're sorry for what you did, and you're sorry for who you are, and you're never gonna do it again. But you do. You do it again.
Rachel: HEY! HEY! you whore.
Rachel: I need to remember.
Ravenna: Why bother? You always win.
Queen Freya: You let me win.
Ravenna: You are my weakness.
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