Gaff: It's too bad she won't live... But then again who does?
Abraham Quintanilla: You were out there wearing a bra.
Selena Quintanilla: It's not a bra.
Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it.
Jaime Escalante: Do you want me to do it for you?
Pancho: Yes.
Jaime Escalante: You're supposed to say no.
Jaime Escalante: You're like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there.
Jaime Escalante: Now you got a ticket to watch the show.
Jaime Escalante: It's not that they're stupid, it's just they don't know anything.
Jaime Escalante: Hey, what you got?
Pancho: I got a core.
Jaime Escalante: You owe me a hundred percent. And I'll see you in the People's Court.
Jaime Escalante: Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living.
Jaime Escalante: You think you got it, Johnny? Think you have the answer?
Tito: Juan is X, Carlos is Y, Pedro is X + Y. Is Pedro bisexual or straight?
Jaime Escalante: Sometimes I worry about you.
Jaime Escalante: You only see the turn, you don't see the road ahead.
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