Repairman: Just part of my job.
Seth Frank: I hate it when people say that. "Just part of my job." It is your fucking job.
Seth Frank: There's one thing I forgot to tell you. I live alone.
Seth Frank: Kate, he's on the run and he's scared. And he's right to be scared, 'cause he's gonna get caught. You don't know the heat on this.
Seth Frank: Pacemaker, my ass.
Kate Whitney: Quit wasting my time. He doesn't want you to find him, you're not gonna find him.
Seth Frank: You're saying what? He left town, he skipped the country? What?
Kate Whitney: I'm saying, you won't recognize him. I'm saying, he could be right around the corner.
Seth Frank: You know who did it, don't you?
Luther Whitney: So do you. Check your phones.
Medical Examiner: Looks like he tried to strangle her.
Seth Frank: He strangled her, then he went to the door to shoot her from behind?
Medical Examiner: He also inspected her vagina.
Seth Frank: He did what? Why?
Laura Simon: Maybe he didn't remember that he did her.
Seth Frank: A strong burglar with a weak mind. Obviously another open-and-shut case.
Colonel Berman: What is this? What have we here?
Ray Elwood: Just some requisitions, sir.
Colonel Berman: One thousand gallons of Mop and Glow... my God, do we really need that much?
Ray Elwood: Well, cleanliness is next to godliness.
Eddie Lorenzo: A man's gonna do anything for his family.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Ludwig van Beethoven: You've invented a new musical genre. Fartissimo.
Ludwig van Beethoven: Loneliness is my religion.
Ludwig van Beethoven: God whispers into the ears of some men, but he shouts into mine.
Ludwig van Beethoven: The vibrations on the air are the breath of God speaking to man's soul. Music is the language of God. We musicians are as close to God as man can be. We hear his voice, we read his lips, we give birth to the children of God, who sing his praise. That's what musicians are.
Major König: Once again, he knew exactly where to find me. Don't you think that's strange? Apart from me, only you knew.
John McCain: I hate it when there's leaking and backstabbing after a campaign, let alone before it's fucking over.
John McCain: You don't think she's too outside the box?
Steve Schmidt: I need you to step in and talk to her.
John McCain: I don't know, Stevie-boy. I don't know.
Steve Schmidt: Sir, I can't control her anymore. I don't know if she's getting on a campaign plane in the morning or what she's gonna say at night. We need to finish this campaign with as much dignity as possible and the only way that can happen is if you get her in line.
John McCain: That's not gonna do it, Steve. She might start turning on me.
John McCain: And they said we were dead. Next stop, the White House.
John McCain: You're one of the leaders of the party now, Sarah. Don't get co-opted by Limbaugh and the other extremists. They'll destroy the party if you let them.
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