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Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!

Yzma: ...And he'll be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

[The palace guards have been turned into animals by the potions.]
Yzma: Get them!
Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?

Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...ahahahaha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... What was it again?
Peasant: Umm... Food?
Yzma: Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants.

Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk.
[Kronk pulls a lever and Yzma falls through a trap door].
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!
Kronk: Uh oh.
Yzma: Why do we even have that lever?

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