Street Preacher: Jesus time.
Street Preacher: It's Jesus time.
Street Preacher: Come to Jesus.
He-Man: I have the power!
Sam Leary: How long do you think someone can live after you've cut out their heart?
Frank Castle: A long... time.
Chris Kenner: Bad news: the asshole found us first.
Minako: This is a nice place.
Chris Kenner: I built it.
Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.
Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal.
Johnny Murata: You know all of that upper body strength really slows you down.
Chris Kenner: I'm not slow.
Johnny Murata: You didn't hit me.
Chris Kenner: If I did, you wouldn't be here.
Johnny Murata: Not arguing. But you didn't.
Johnny Murata: I wanted to work in Malibu.
Chris Kenner: That'll never happen.
Johnny Murata: Thanks, that's supportive. I've joined you on this quest for personal vengeance and you've got to take a shot at my dreams?
Chris Kenner: Malibu's Sheriff's Department, not LAPD.
Johnny Murata: Really? Damn.
Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.
Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too.
Johnny Murata: Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave.
Chris Kenner: Do you know you have moments when you're truly an asshole?
Chris Kenner: Are you scared?
[Johnny bends over and stands up].
Johnny Murata: No.
Chris Kenner: You should be.
Johnny Murata: In between cooking cycles, you're supposed to baste us!
Chris Kenner: That's right, you fucking idiots!
Scott: Say good night, asshole.
Luc: Good night, asshole.
Scott: You can't run from this war soldier! Not under my command. You're growing weak. You should have taken your... medication.
Scott: Are we having fun yet?
Scott: Excuse me? You should check on your driver, pal. He don't look too hot.
Scott: Wow. He really has beautiful ears.
Andrew Scott: From this moment on, you are no longer a slave to the government. From this moment on, your mind is your own. From this moment on, you will seek vengeance from your oppressors. Freedom is yours.
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