Quotes from David Duchovny movies and TV shows

Hank Moody: You're so beautiful you're almost ugly.

Hank Moody: Despite the fact that I'm a swirling black hole, I'm pretty fucking awesome sometimes.

Becca Moody: I fucking hate you.
Hank Moody: AND I FUCKIN' HATE YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Hank Moody: Sorry for the mess on the rug. I didn't know your wife was such a squirter.

Hank Moody: Ain't life fuckin' grand?

Dean Stacy Koons: Hello, Hank.
Hank Moody: Good morning, Stacy.
Dean Stacy Koons: The front door was open.
Hank Moody: I can be, uh, very neighborly that way.
Dean Stacy Koons: You never called me Stacy before. I wonder why.
Hank Moody: I don't know. It kind of just rolled trippingly off the tongue this morning.
Dean Stacy Koons: Oh, something must be different. Ah, that's right. You fucked my wife.

Tom Warshaw: My story starts where ever man's story starts: with mom.

Pappass: I'm not retarded anymore.
Tom Warshaw: Oh really?
Pappass: Really.
Tom Warshaw: When did that happen?
Pappass: Aww, 1984. Sometime in the spring. I went from retard to mentally handicapped. And then in 1987-88, I went from handicapped to challenged. I changed again. I'm probably changing right now, you know. Who knows what I'll be next?

Steve Jones: I want you to come join me in the real world.
Kate Jones: This is my real world.

Brian Kessler: I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer. I don't know why any of them did. When I looked into his eyes I felt nothing, nothing. That day I learned that any one of us is capable of taking another human life. But I also learned there is a difference between us and them: it's feeling remorse. Dealing with guilt. Confronting a conscience. Early never did.

Brian Kessler: You know, I didn't know this about you, I didn't know you were so prejudice.
Carrie Laughlin: Oh please, because when someone takes of their shoe and scratches their foot while I'm eating and you call me prejudice?
Brian Kessler: He can't help the way he was raised. I kinda feel sorry for him.
Carrie Laughlin: You feel sorry for him. That's so sweet. You obviously didn't get a whiff of that sock.
Brian Kessler: Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Brian Kessler: When you dream there are no rules. People can fly. Anything can happen. Sometimes there's a moment as you're waking and you become aware of the real world around you, but you are still dreaming. You may think you can fly but you better not try.

Brian Kessler: I remember once going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building. When I looked down at the crowds of people on the street they looked like ants. I pulled out a penny and some of us started talking about what would happen if I dropped it from up there and it landed on someone's head. Of course I never crossed that line and actually dropped the penny. I don't think Early Grayce even knew there was a line to cross.

Bob Rueland: I miss Elizabeth. I'll always miss her. But I ache for Grace.

Bob Rueland: Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty and we'd been going out since we were fifteen so this may sound a bit juvenile but... can I hold your hand?

Special Agent Fox Mulder: After what you saw last night, after all you've seen, you can just walk away?
Special Agent Dana Scully: I have. I did. It's done.

Special Agent Fox Mulder: Scully, you gotta see this. Scully.

Special Agent Fox Mulder: Hey! You told me you had answers.
Alvin Kurtzweil, MD: Yeah. Well, I don't have 'em all.

Special Agent Fox Mulder: What do you want? Coke, Pepsi, saline IV?

Special Agent Fox Mulder: I just got chased through Texas by two black helicopters.
Alvin Kurtzweil, MD: And why do you think it is you're standing here talking to me? These people don't make mistakes.