Quotes from David Burke movies and TV shows

Arthur: She left at about ten.
The Tick: It was 10:04. Remember? I was playing "Shout the Time."

The Tick: Owwwww! My head feels like it's... like it's gunna have a baby.
Arthur: It's called a headache.
The Tick: It has a name?

Arthur: Oh, would you look at this. How many times have I told you about the toothpaste?
The Tick: I know what toothpaste is.
Arthur: When you leave the cap off the toothpaste the toothpaste gets hard and you can't get it out.
The Tick: Doesn't do that for me.
Arthur: That's because by the time you get the toothpaste, I've already cleaned it and put the cap back on.
The Tick: Well, good gravy! We are a well-oiled machine.