Quotes from David Boreanaz movies and TV shows

Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

Over The Rainbow - S2-E20

Lorne: How you holding up?
Angel: I want to go, bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that "eureka" moment.
Wesley: Eureka!
Angel: Oh, thank God.
Lorne: You mean he actually says "eureka"?

City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: So are you still [makes a vampire face.] "grrr"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.

Birthday - S3-E11

Angel: The enemy of my enemy...
Lilah: Can kiss my ass too.

City Of - S1-E1

Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings, I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy that killed Tina, and I want to look him in the eye.
Doyle: Then what?
Angel: Then, I'm going to share my feelings.

Not Fade Away - S5-E22

Lindsey: If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team.
Angel: I want you, Lindsey.
[He pauses and they exchange a look.]
Angel: I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Lindsey: Would you? I'd be more comfortable.

First Impressions - S2-E3

[Angel's trying to get out of wearing a pink bike helmet.]
Angel: Well, it - it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

Eternity - S1-E17

Rebecca: I just wanted...
Angelus: To be like me? Hey, I can't blame you, I'm one happy fella. [Pins her to the wall.] Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievebly LONG hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.

Just Rewards (2) - S5-E2

Angel: Spike, I'm in a meeting.
Spike: Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't care.

Sanctuary - S1-E19

Buffy: You hit me!
Angel: Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.

Eternity - S1-E17

[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Angel: I can't take your case.
Cordelia: [in the outer office.] ARE YOU INSANE?!

Expecting - S1-E12

Angel: I really don't like it when people shoot me.

That Old Gang Of Mine - S3-E3

Gunn: I think I proved you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.
Angel: No. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you *have* to kill me. And you do.

Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Angel: I saw their production of "Giselle" in 1890. I wept like a baby, and I was evil!

Judgment - S2-E1

[Angel is refusing to sing at Caritas.]
Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.

Over The Rainbow - S2-E20

[Sunlight in Pylea doesn't harm vampires.]
Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?

Cordelia: He could have kept me in blue boxes.
Angel: Blue boxes?
Cordelia: Tiffany's!

Soulless - S4-E11

Angelus: Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad? Hmm, there should be a play.

Awakening - S4-E10

Angel: We're gonna need a cage.
Lorne: Cage?
Angel: A strong one. About ten by twelve, steel reinforced. Two inch bars, maybe three. I'll make some calls.
Gunn: What, he thinks something like that's gonna hold the Beast?
Wesley: It's not for the Beast. It's for him.

Somnambulist - S1-E11

Angel: Can I come in?
Kate Lockley: Oh, that's right. You need to be invited in, don't you?
Angel: You've been doing your homework.
Kate Lockley: Want to quiz me? I'm just full of fun facts. For instance, I learned your friend has been in L.A. Before. Did you know that? Yeah, at least twice. Once in 1929 and again in 1963. Oh, and there was something in Boston in 1908. I think he was there, too.
Angel: So you believe me.
Kate Lockley: Yes, I believe you.
Angel: Good, because he's planning something else.
Kate Lockley: Angelus. Isn't that what he called you? Angelus. I looked it up, it's all right there. The demon with the face of an angel. A particularly brutal bastard by all accounts. Oh, and no, you can't come in.