Quotes from Dave Willis movies and TV shows

Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.

Ignignokt: Welcome home, baby! I say this to all of your things, for this is a robbery.

Ignignokt: Digital gold cascades from my square bladder.

Ignignokt: Err, if you want to achieve in this life, you must set your goals higher.
Err: I'm already pretty high.
Ignignokt: And so am I.