Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
Anna Taylor: I thought when you died you wouldn't feel any more pain. You wouldn't have struggles any more. But it just never stops, does it?
Anna Taylor: Can I ask you a question?
Eliot Deacon: Yes, of course.
Anna Taylor: Why do we die?
Eliot Deacon: To make life important.
Eliot Deacon: Oh I nearly forgot. How tall are you?
Anna Taylor: Why?
Eliot Deacon: I need to know your height. For your coffin.
Eliot Deacon: I thought you were different. You all say you're scared of death, but the truth is you're more scared of life.
Anna Taylor: I'm glad I'm dead. I'm glad it's over.
Georges Duroy: Why do you come back to me?
Clotilde de Marelle: I don't know.
Gill: I thought you had some shorts on earlier.
Rae: I got others.
Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse.
Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone.
Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad.
Elizabeth: If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide. I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever. But he won't come. It doesn't happen that way.
Mrs. Wurtzel: Come on, this is the most important day of your life.
Elizabeth: I thought that's when you get married.
Mrs. Wurtzel: Huh, no honey, that's the worst day of your life.
Elizabeth: One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, oh, hell, your period. This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Elizabeth: I want to forget everything that has happened to me before. I want to freeze this moment... forever.
Elizabeth: Boys never used to notice me before. I wasn't even on their list of alternatives.
Elizabeth: You know, if you're going to suggest therapy, don't. I'm living proof it doesn't work.
Elizabeth: Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, "Gradually, then suddenly." That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.
Elizabeth: Ever since I was a little kid, my mum and I hang out together. I didn't fit in with most kids at schools. They thought I was strange, so they made me feel like a stranger. And my mother took advantage of it from an early age, throwing me into plays, spelling bees, studying, writing, museums, concerts, and even more writing. She convinced me this would lead to the Holy Grail: Harvard. A place where I would finally be surrounded by people I had something in common with.
Chippy McDuffy: Did he rape you?
Carolyn McDuffy: It was consensual.
Chippy McDuffy: It's just a phase darling. A horrible phase. Let's get you inside where no-one can see you.
Carolyn McDuffy: I'm sorry Julie, but Pumpkin is not sitting in the back of the bus anymore.
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