Vick Wallinger: We cannot afford the embarrassment of a prosecution. I need to know the man I send can do what's necessary.
Henry Pelham: You gonna say it?
Vick Wallinger: No, Henry, I'm not.
James: How did he do it?
Mike: What do you mean? He died in his sleep.
Mike: They told us it was just a data heist.
James: It's not data... it's a cure to a virus they want to fucking release so they can make billions off treating it.
Edgin: Were you killed in battle?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Great! [To Simon] Four more questions, right?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: No, no, no, that wasn't for you. [To Simon] Did that count as a question?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Dammit! Only answer when I talk to you, okay?
Corpse: Yes.
Simon: Why did you say "okay?" at the end of that?
Corpse: I didn't. [Collapses back into coffin.]
Edgin: Fantastic. Where's the shovel?
Xenk: The tablet? You plan to resurrect your wife.
Edgin: Yeah.
Xenk: Very well. I'd only ask that you consider that this plane we call "life" is but one of many.
Edgin: Uh-huh.
Xenk: To drag your lady love back to her old life is to deprive her of her new one.
Edgin: Can someone else ride next to this guy?
Richard Livesey: Maybe we take these guys in and come back out.
Bernie Webber: We can't live 'em out here alone. That boat won't last. We all live, or we all die.
Miriam Webber: I'm not afraid of the water, Bernie. It scares me at night that's all. You know. You can't see what's underneath.
Bernie Webber: Just more water.
John Stello: The old man don't know what he is doing. He sends you out to die. You can't make it over Chatham bar on a day like this. You can't stay afloat with half a ship neither.
Bernie Webber: Well, Mr. Stello, in the Coast Guard to say you gotta go out. But they don't say you gotta come back in. That's regulation, you know.
Tanner Howard: Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper. This is Mr. Pibb.
Toby Howard: That's all they had.
Tanner Howard: Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.
Toby Howard: Drink up.
Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Viktor Cherevin: You Americans like to think of yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude.
Jack Ryan: You Russians like to think you're poets, but perhaps you're just touchy.
Jack Ryan: You didn't pick this life, I did.
Cathy Muller: But I chose you.
President: What's your name, son?
Jack Ryan: Ryan, Mr. President, Jack Ryan.
North: The yetis treat you well?
Jack Frost: Oh, yeah. I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.
North: Oh, good. That was my idea.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: We've got no Captain and no First Officer to replace him.
Kirk: Yeah, we do. [Sits in captain's chair.].
James T. Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. We're falling without a chute. Beam us up!
Transport Chief: I'm trying. I can't lock onto your signal.
James T. Kirk: Beam us up!
Transport Chief: You're moving too fast!
James T. Kirk: Beam us up!
Pavel Chekov: I can do zat! I can do zat.
Spock: We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard the ship?
Kirk: You're the genius. You figure it out.
Spock: As acting Captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question.
Kirk: Well, I'm not telling, acting Captain. What? Did...oh, now that doesn't frustrate you, does it? My lack of cooperation? That doesn't...
[Spock turns to Scotty.]
Spock: Are you a member of Starfleet?
Scotty: Uh, yes. Can I get a towel?
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