Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.
Steve Rogers: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
[Tony zaps Banner, trying to provoke him into transforming into the Hulk.]
Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.
Nick Fury: Meanwhile, is there anything about the Tesseract that we ought to know?
Steve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.
Nick Fury: You should be out celebrating. Seeing the world.
Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
Iron Man: Call it, Captain.
Captain America: Everybody listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, I want to use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash. Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lighting. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk... Smash.
Steve Rogers: You know, you might not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
Captain America: So, Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard nor any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Captain America: An army, from outer space.
Natasha Romanoff: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
Steve Rogers: I don't see how I can.
Natasha Romanoff: These guys come from legend, they're basically gods.
Steve Rogers: There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
Captain America: Dr. Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!
Captain America: Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything, call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back, or you turn it to ash.
Iron Man: Got it.
Hawkeye: Mind giving me a lift?
Iron Man: Sure. Better clench up, Legolas.
Tony Stark: Falling in line's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.
Steve Rogers: You think Fury is hiding something?
Tony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he is the spy. His secrets have secrets.
Steve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.
Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?
Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years, sir. I think I've had enough rest.
Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing this?
Tony Stark: Seeing, yes, still working on believing.
Steve Rogers: I think Loki is trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war, and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.
Captain America: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed...walk it off.
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