Quotes from Charles Chaplin movies and TV shows

Schultz: You must speak.
A Jewish Barber: I can't.
Schultz: You must. It's our only hope.
A Jewish Barber: Hope.

Schultz: How's the gas?
A Jewish barber: Terrible, it kept me awake all night.
Schultz: No, no, no! The gasoline in the tank.

Schultz: Can you fly a plane?
A Jewish Barber: I can certainly try.

Schultz: Strange, and I always thought of you as an Aryan.
A Jewish barber: I'm a vegetarian.

A Tramp: Awkward ass.

King Shahdov: I'd sooner be thought a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

Lawyer: Your Majesty, first and foremost, you must stand on your rights and demand immunity on the ground of your Royal Prerogative.
King Shahdov: Immunity from what?
Lawyer: That I don't know, but I intend to find out. But if they put the 64 dollars question to you, as if you are, or ever have been a communist, then again you must stand on your Royal Prerogative.
King Shahdov: But that question is absurd.
Lawyer: There are many things absurd these days.

Calvero: Time is the best author. It always writes the perfect ending.

Calvero: Think of the power that's in the universe! Turning the Earth. Making the trees grow. Well that's the same power within you! If you'd only have courage and the will to use it.

Calvero: What a day! The sun's shining, the kettle's singing, and we've paid the rent. There's going to be an earthquake, I know it, I know it, I know it.

Terry: Worms can't smile.
Calvero: Oh, how would you know, have you ever appealed to their sense of humour?
Terry: Of course not.
Calvero: Well then.

Calvero: The heart and the mind, what an enigma.

Mrs. Alsop: She's not going back to her old room.
Calvero: Well then, she'll just have to stay here.
Mrs. Alsop: What? And scandalize my whole household?
Calvero: What's the difference? We could be man and wife for all anyone cares.

Calvero: I believe I'm dying, doctor. I should know. I've died so many times.
Doctor: Are you in pain?
Calvero: No more... no more.

Calvero: I'm an old sinner, nothing shocks me.

Calvero: There's greatness in everyone.

Calvero: What do you want meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning. Desire is the theme of all life.

Terry: I'm sorry.
Calvero: You should be. A young girl like you wanting to throw your life away. Heh! When you are my age you want to hang onto it.

Calvero: Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it.

Calvero: That's all any of us are: amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else.