Quotes from Charisma Carpenter movies and TV shows

Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: So are you still [makes a vampire face.] "grrr"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.

City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell Winters: What? No, I'm not.
Cordelia: Are too!
Russell Winters: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when... I'm... Alone with him... In his fortress-like home.

Parting Gifts - S1-E10

Wesley: I'm a rogue demon hunter now.
Cordelia: Wow.
[Pause.]
Cordelia: What's a rogue demon?

Eternity - S1-E17

[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Angel: I can't take your case.
Cordelia: [in the outer office.] ARE YOU INSANE?!

Cordelia: He could have kept me in blue boxes.
Angel: Blue boxes?
Cordelia: Tiffany's!

Dear Boy - S2-E5

Gunn: As evil blood-sucking vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
Wesley: Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
Cordelia: We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
Gunn: So he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley: They rampaged through half the known world until Angel got his soul.
Cordelia: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had 150 years to get it right.

Inside Out - S4-E17

Angel: All this time, it was you, wasn't it?
Cordelia: Took you long enough to figure it out. But nice turn with the Lorne bait. You know, there was a time I would have seen that one coming eons before it ever crossed your tiny little mind.
Angel: Because you're so clever.
Cordelia: On a scale of you to me? Pretty damn.

Judgment - S2-E1

[Meeting Lorne for the first time.]
Cordelia: Who is this guy?
Wesley: He's anagogic.
Cordelia: Really? He looks like he's eating enough.

Somnambulist - S1-E11

Cordelia: People really do change.
Angel: Yes, they do. And sometimes they change back. If the day ever comes that I...
Cordelia: Oh, I'll kill you dead.
[Pause.]
Angel: Thanks.

Cordelia: Do guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.