Aubrey Miller: So this girl Jane, she doesn't like you back?
Dave Hodgman: She does... platonically. As a friend.
Aubrey Miller: Oh, I know what platonically means. I'm a junior, not a moron.
Aubrey Miller: You're ridiculous.
Dave Hodgman: Well, deal with it.
Aubrey Miller: Your balls are vibrating.
Jane Harmon: God! I am SO sick of these arrogant jag weeds. Their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises.
Aubrey Miller: They're not talking about Dave anymore?
Jane Harmon: They're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
Aubrey Miller: Is he douchebag?
Jane Harmon: World's most humongous douchebag.
Melissa Henning: I've learned that suffering doesn't destroy faith, it refines it.
Casey Newton: If you're gonna zap an idea into people's heads, you should really make sure that it's the truth.
Eddie Newton: Why do you love the stars so much, Casey?
Young Casey Newton: Because I wanna go there.
Eddie Newton: But it's so far away.
Jenny Newton: It'll take a long time. A real long time. What if you get all the way up there and there's nothing?
Young Casey Newton: What if there's everything?
Casey Newton: There are two wolves and they are always fighting. One is darkness and despair. The other is light and hope. Which wolf wins?
Eddie Newton: Come on, Casey.
Casey Newton: Okay, fine. Don't answer.
Eddie Newton: Whichever one you feed.
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