Quotes from Brendan Fraser movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Clayton Boone: Well, um, w-what were some of your movies?
James Whale: Oh, this and that. The only ones that you may have heard of are the Frankenstein movies.
Clayton Boone: Frankenstein? And, um, uh, Bride of Frankenstein? And the Son of? And the other ones too?
James Whale: Uh, no, I-I just directed the first two. The others were done by hacks.

Betty: Sounds screwy to me. I can't imagine a real artist wanting to spend time looking at that kisser.
Clayton Boone: Oh, yeah? Well, this kisser wasn't so bad that you couldn't lay under it a couple of times.

Hannah: Poor Mr. Jimmy. There is much good in him, but he will suffer the fires of hell.
Clayton Boone: Oh yeah?
Hannah: That is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
Clayton Boone: Hell, everybody's got those.
Hannah: No. His is the worst. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame. What is the good English? All I know is bugger, he's a bugger, men who bugger each other.
Clayton Boone: A homo?
Hannah: Yes, you know.

Clayton Boone: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
James Whale: Why not?
Clayton Boone: You have to kiss some ass to get a piece of it.

DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!

DJ Drake: I'm getting real tired of throwing you out of the car.
Daffy Duck: That's my plan in a nutshell.

Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.
DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton: Not any more, we own the name.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't stop me from calling myself D- D- Well, whaddya know.

Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl.

Stu Miley: Back in the pack.

Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.

Rick O'Connell: Knowing my brother in law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.

Callie: For the love of God.
Darkly Noon: Precisely.

Thomas Fowler: I have never thought of myself as a correspondent, just a reporter. I offer no point of view, I take no action, I don't get involved. I just report what I see.
Alden Pyle: But you must have an opinion.
Thomas Fowler: Even an opinion is a form of action.

Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.

Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.

Sally Wheeler: You lied to me.
David Greene: I didn't lie to you! I lied to my father! I lied to myself.

Charlie: People are amazing.

Charlie: Do you ever get the feeling that people are incapable of not caring?

Charlie: I need to know that I have done one right thing with my life.