Kale: What happened down there?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?
Tom Bishop: Vodka did me in, I'm comin' home.
Nathan Muir: Throw out the bottle. They know.
Tom Bishop: Fuck your rules, Nathan.
Nathan Muir: Okay, but tonight they saved your life.
Tom Bishop: She's just someone I used to get to the camp.
Nathan Muir: She gonna be of any more use to us?
Tom Bishop: Not to us.
Mr. O'Brien: You are not to call me "Dad." You will only call me "Father."
Young Jack: But.
Mr. O'Brien: Don't interrupt.
Young Jack: But you do.
Mr. O'Brien: Don't interrupt.
Young Jack: It's your house. You can kick me out whenever you want to. You'd like to kill me wouldn't you.
Mr. O'Brien: Your mother's naive. It takes fierce will to get ahead in this world. If you're good, people take advantage of you.
Mr. O'Brien: You can't say I can't. You say: I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet.
Mr. O'Brien: Toscanini once recorded a piece sixty five times. You know what he said when he finished?"It could be better." Think about it.
Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.
Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?
President Karzai: Your predecessor, General Whelan! I liked him! I'm not entirely certain he liked me; he didn't visit very often. Why was he dismissed? It seems - uhh, one minute he was here - uh, next minute, not here.
Gen. Glen McMahon: Ah. Well, Mr. President, I think our government simply felt it was time our effort took a new direction.
President Karzai: And uh, what is this new direction?
Gen. Glen McMahon: Ah! It's most important to me that we build Afghanistan. Together, we build Afghanistan into a free and prosperous nation, free from fear and conflict.
President Karzai: I see.
Gen. Glen McMahon: Yeah.
President Karzai: I see. Sounds a lot like the old direction.
Gen. Glen McMahon: General.
British Officer: We're all... very excited to see you here; it's an honor to meet you.
Gen. Glen McMahon: I'm excited to be here. Ain't that right, Greg?
Greg Pulver: Yes indeed, sir, you're very excited.
Gerry Lane: If you can fight, fight. Be prepared for anything. Our war has just begun.
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