Quotes from Bette Midler movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Sandy: You know what I bet? I bet you haven't been laid in about a year.

Sandy: Well, what the hell?
Lauren: Well, that's not his?
Sandy: No way look at that.
Lauren: It's too small.
Sandy: IT'S A fuckin pencil.

Artie Decker: I'm not going!
Diane Decker: You're going!
Artie Decker: That's what I meant.

Diane Decker: If they don't see you enough, they have to know you better before they don't like you.

Bobbie Markowitz: Add it up. All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos. All the men are drooling nerds. Doesn't that seem strange?
Joanna Eberhart: Not to me.
Bobbie Markowitz: Why not?
Joanna Eberhart: I work in television.

Roger Bannister: She's drunk.
Bobbie Markowitz: She's blonde.

Lilly Leonard: You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.