Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.
Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some beers in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Henriques: Heh.
Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Matrix: Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.
Cooke: This Green Beret's going to kick your ass.
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry!
Subotai: Food. Food. I have not eaten for days.
Conan: And who says you will?
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you.
Priestess: What do you see?
Conan: Um... infinity.
Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!
Emil Rottmayer: If I don't get out, I will kill you.
Breslin: Fair enough.
Hercules: Ha, ha, ha. You have strucked Hercules.
Rod Nelson: Hey, Mister! Watch your talk.
Hercules: I can hear my talk. I cannot watch it.
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