Harry Mitchell: Being earlier is just as bad as being late.
Bucky Barnes: [Webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man.] You couldn't have done that earlier?
Sam Wilson: [Also webbed down.] I hate you.
Bucky Barnes: Can you move your seat up?
Sam Wilson: No. (01:25:00)
Natasha: Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
Falcon: Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
Natasha: Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?
Sam Wilson: I don't know how many fights you've been in, but there's not usually this much talking.
Sam Wilson: I just want to be sure you've considered all our options. Because people who shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me too.
Sam Wilson: So you like cats?
Steve Rogers: Sam...
Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?
T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? (00:55:00)
Sergeant JT Sanborn: I can't get it in.
Sgt. Matt Thompson: What do you mean you can't get it in? Pretend it's your dick.
Sergeant JT Sanborn: How about I pretend it's your dick?
Sgt. Matt Thompson: Well in that case you'll never get it in.
Ivan Block: How is it going, fellas?
Agent Shavers: Better than you.
John Henry 'Jack' Armstrong: What is that?
Alex Guerrero: It's a turkey baster. You're not poking that thing inside me, I don't do dick.
Fatima Goodrich: Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.
Steve: This is delicious. This dirty shitty river, this beer, this time. Wouldn't change it. The clock just... keeps tickin' down, and the lower that number gets, you realise how fucking amazing now is. The present is a miracle, bruh.
Steve: But then I found out I was dyin'. My brain... Has a tumor. And all those things just seem trivial. That there's meanin' in the things I do have, and I want to spend the time I have preservin' 'em. I've been in treatment and I found out it's workin', but... When you're starin' down at the end, you realise there are things that are far worse than death. And none of those things are what you were upset about.
Chris Allen: I'm a badass motherfucker, dude. I'm gonna take a piss.
Marcus Belmont: Have fun.
Nate Ruffin: Coach, that... was my team. They left it in my hands.
Jack Lengyel: No... no, they did not. They just left.
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