Quotes from Annabeth Gish movies and TV shows

Paulie: We've got to call the police. They'll understand.
Luke: Sure they would. Grad student kills war hero with a knife. You'll probably just get a ticket.

Pudge: Carson, you look just like Jackie Kennedy.
Malaina: I think JFK's a sweet potato.
Pudge: Oh Malaina he's an old man, eww.
Malaina: I don't care, I'd have an affair with him outside of marriage.
Luanne: He's the president, Malaina. It's sacreligious.

Chip: Know any elephant jokes?
Pudge: Is that a remark?
Chip: Huh?
Pudge: Sorry. I guess I'm just sensitive about my weight.
Chip: What weight?

Malaina: Luanne, quick! You run out to Jimmy Valentine's limo and tell him your daddy the senator wants him to sing at the White House and bring him back to the house.
Luanne: I will do no such thing.
Malaina: Luanne damnit! You made me lose Miss Sun Queen, but now I'm not gonna lose Jimmy Valentine too, now you owe it to me! And you better get over there quick, or we're never gonna speak to you again, right Pudge?
Pudge: Right.

Susan Sparks: Sometimes shit happens.